Omg guys, did you know that Kanye West was mean to Taylor Swift at the MTV VMAs? Ohmigawd it was soooooooo rude, wasn’t it? I mean, she was having a nice moment and he just went up there and-yeah, shut the fuck up.
Kanye West is still Kanye West-a slightly decent rapper with an ego that could fill a skyscraper. Taylor Swift is still mediocre at best.
WE FUCKING GET IT ALREADY.
Christ’s sake, you guys, you act like Kanye West hasn’t acted like a 5 year old getting grounded 2 or 3 times in the past. Why is this newsworthy? Why do we need to make such a big deal about things like this, every goddamn time they happen? Don’t we have anything better to talk about? Obama’s trying to nationalize healthcare, an action that is meeting a good amount of resistance from the Right. Osama Bin Ladin hates our guts, and most of us still don’t understand why. Kim Jong Il is still a fucking lunatic who could make Kanye look humble.
And yet, most of us are either crying or giggling because mister gay fish got another stick up his ass. Get over it, and get back to the things that really matter. In fact, to put it more bluntly, until Kanye spoons Taylor Swift’s eye out and skullfucks her for a huge audience to see, quit whining.
Not as long as my usual posts, I know, but I needed to get it off my chest.
